This weekend found me taking a shit and reading Us Weekly. From it -- the magazine not the shit -- I learned two things.

The first thing I learned is that some celebrities, especially the ones on Desperate Housewives, do things like shop and push presumably occupied strollers, and that they do these things in comfortable-looking clothing. Indeed, there is ample photographic evidence of it.

The second thing I learned is that John Mayer is dating Jessica Simpson.

I wonder why. Isn't John Mayer a retarded man's Ryan Adams, who is a retarded man himself?

Analogcabin @ 4:13 PM
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