I know a lot of you out there believe that we should tolerate browns in our country, that they're no different from our parents and grandparents, that they're an invaluable workforce, and generally a boon for our country. Well, I have this to say to those people: Give 'em an inch and they'll take a fucking mile.

Here's the perfect example. Illegal immigrant Francisco Serrano squatted in his adopted high school for weeks, living in the auditorium and scrounging food from the cafeteria. When discovered, he talked about loving America, wanting to learn, and a bunch of shit like that.

I know what you're thinking: How did he go so long without being noticed? Hmm. Let's see. You know what they call a Mexican gentleman milling around a school at off hours, napping in the auditorium, and helping himself to some tacos in the caf? A janitor. Anyway, area bleeding hearts adopted him as a cause, making "Free Francisco" shirts and generally being unpatriotic. Fucking gays, probably.

Well, thank God the judge didn't believe Serrano. To paraphrase the great Mellow Man Ace, he recognized that he was a mentirosa, and that in court it would be one thing y mañana otra cosa. He deported him.

Unfortunately, the judge didn't have him boxed up and shipped out, because Serrano didn't get on the plane. He disappeared until yesterday, when he was arrested in outside of Boston for forcing his way into someone's apartment with a knife. The tenant, undoubtedly an American, grappled with Serrano and eventually subdued him.

So now I ask you, are you still against the invasion of Mexico?


Guilty

Analogcabin @ 3:05 PM
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