In times as filled with fuckfaces as these, it's really an accomplishment to be declared the Biggest Fuckface of the Day. It means that your behavior not only has to be more reprehensible than that of Johnny Come Latelys like Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodwin, but also perrenial jackoffs like Karl Rove and Osama bin Laden. In short, you've got to be a major league fuckface.

So congratulations, Mike Love! Your decision to sue emotionally fragile Beach Boys genius Brian Wilson over the promotion of the finally completed Smile album is the move of an incredible fuckface. Especially after already having sued Wilson for joint publishing rights to songs on which you admitted to writing only "a line or two" of lyrics and driving him to abandon Smile in the first place. That's enough to make you, Mike Love, the Biggest Fuckface of the Day!


Mike Love, above, is the most pathetic and vile human in the news today. Good on ya, Mike, and see you at the county fair!

Analogcabin @ 10:28 AM
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