OK, that's it--this is the last God damn one of these Bush/bush references allowed, anywhere. There shall be no more. No more bumper stickers, t-shirts, panties, whatever. We get it. "Bush," like the president, as opposed to "bush," like vagina. It wasn't that funny to begin, with--years and years ago--but now it's downright pathetic.

Not to mention that this particular version doesn't even make sense: the only Bush you believe in is your own? You believe in your own vagina? Is it really necessary to proclaim this publicly, or are you trying to overcome your own doubts about your vagina's existence? (And the "in" seems to have been added late, as if the sign originally read, "The only Bush I believe is my own," which suggests that this woman's vagina tells her things, perhaps giving her instructions on how next to make an ass out of herself.)

To top it all off, this protestor looks suspiciously like a man in a dress. I mean, I suppose he could be referring to his girlfriend as his "bush," but that's a little crass, even for this page.

So, that's a big fat F-minus for you, Mr. or Ms. Protestor--you are a discredit to legitimate Bush- or bush-bashers everywhere. And the next person who tries to make a Bush/bush reference is condemned to spend the rest of this presidential term listening to the complete works of Kate Bush, as performed by Laura Bush, on infinite repeat.



Read my "lips": No new Bush/bush jokes.

Ian @ 4:44 PM
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