Showing impeccable timing, Senator John McCain announced yesterday that he has "no confidence" in Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. McCain's comments came during an hour-long interview with the Associated Press and were in response to questions about the Bush administration's handling of the war in Iraq. McCain also suggested that an additional 80,000 to 100,000 troops are necessary to stabilize the country.

McCain then went further, saying that, should the opportunity arise, Americans "should vote for somebody other than Bush." He then reached with his stubby arms into his jacket pocket, withdrew a beautiful sterling silver flask engraved with the words "McCain for Change in 2008," and took a long draught of what smelled like Jameson Irish whiskey.

Analogcabin @ 8:39 AM
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