Science fired another shot in its ages-old battle against being taken seriously by laymen today when it proudly declared that two new species of worm have been discovered living on the bones of dead whales in California's famously beautiful Monterey Bay. The worms are unusual, science's representitives the scientists claim, because they have no eyes, mouths, or stomachs.

"Who knows what we can learn here," researcher Robert Vrijenhoek said. "But you can bet your ass I'll figure something out. Monterey is fucking rad, and these worms or whatever they are are my ticket to a grant that'll keep me from having to go back to Holland for another year, anyway."

"There are many things left to discover in this world. Some we find by accident... and some we find because we look in places that few people have explored before," Vrijenhoek continued. "Sometimes we just explore places that look nice, like Tahiti. Some things, like these worms, might not even be a discovery at all. I'm not totally certainly they're not hair or mold or something. I mean, they have no fucking stomachs! Who knows what they are?"


Worms or something were discovered in California's Monterey Bay, which has incredible weather and the best seafood.

Analogcabin @ 4:18 PM
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