You can always count on CNN.com's adorable "Offbeat News" section to deliver exactly the kind of laughs that make Hump Day just a little bit easier to get over. It's like "Dilbert" for the CBS Sunday Morning crowd. This morning, this Hump Day, is no exception. Lookee here.

There's more than the image of a domineering, battle ax of a mother that simply won't let her stupid and maybe a little loose daughter Karah forget how she threw her life away at 18 by letting herself get knocked up by Buck the Knife, a 34-year-old DJ on the local classic rock station, during a Quaalude and Rolling Rock addled encounter in the back of a van during Pearl Jam's second encore, ironically, "Daughter," to make you chuckle. There's also this paragraph:

Inspired by the NBC reality series "Who Wants to Marry my Dad," Wood posted an ad in a local paper and planted a sign on her lawn seeking the perfect gentleman, who should enjoy movies, horse-back riding, long walks and watersports.

I think it's nice that her mom's supports Karah's love for the warm, golden, and asparagussy fuel that fires her erotic engine.

Mom, if you're reading this, you have my permission to put a sign on the lawn that says, "My son needs a woman who loves to read, enjoys the outdoors, and craves thick, red Doberman cock nearly as much as she enjoys squeezing a voluminous and watery doodie into the mouth of her lover. No Jews."

Analogcabin @ 7:55 AM
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