DC Comics today announced that the character Batwoman is being resurrected, and that this time she'll be a six-foot-tall lesbian. Some might think the choice is an odd one, especially since lesbians tend to want nothing less than a bat near their caves, but DC's executive editor Dan DiDio seems confident that they're telling a great story with a strong, complex character.

"We are confident that we are telling a great story with a strong, complex character," said DiDio.

So in celebration of the potential for lovingly drawn images of voluptuous women practicing ninjitsu on one another's spandex-clad clitori, or for those images being accompanied by the onomatopoetic caption "SLUUURRRP!", I give you the below list of The Spoonbender.com's Suggestions for Lesbian-Themed Items for Batwoman's Utility Belt. Enjoy.

The Bat
The Strap-On Bat
The Batbrator
The Pocket Batbrator
The Double-Headed Bat
The Bat with Anal Bat-Tickler
The BatCarpet Muncher
The BatDonut Grinder
The BatUgly Bumper
The BatDyke Plugger
The BatDog Groomer


The new lesbian Batwoman's costume, above, has been revised slighty. The original was a boxy suit and Abercrombie and Fitch baseball cap.

Analogcabin @ 11:41 AM
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