This story discusses a study suggesting that the key to the female orgasm is in the genes.

Sure it is -- in mine!

So granted, that joke is probably better spoken than it is written, as a full appreciation would require spelling "jeans" in the punchline. But that would totally subvert the homonymic delightfulness of it, wouldn't it? In any case, I ask for your patience in regard to that. God knows I've given you enough of it.

Because you know what's in my ge(jea)nes? My wiener! Yaozah!

Anyway, if you can make it through all of the really quite erotic discussion of identical twins and masturbation without taking a trip to the bathroom for some quiet meditation, you'll see some interesting statistics quoted in the piece. First off, there's that two percent of men do not have orgasms. Now I don't have a joke for that, but I thought it was worth mentioning nonetheless. Do you suppose they count people who have, say, lost their testicles in a tuckpointing mishap as "men?" If not, I must say that I find the figure shockingly large.

Just like what's in my g(jea)nes! Look out!

I also thought it interesting that the study concluded that "34 to 45 percent of the variation in [women's] ability to orgasm can be explained by underlying genetic variation." I don't mind saying that I felt personally vindicated by the conclusion, as well. Now I know with certainty that, all of those times I responded to a woman's complaint that she didn't cum by saying, "There's obviously something wrong with your pussy," I was right.

Analogcabin @ 12:28 PM
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