Monday, June 27, 2005
 

Suppose you lose your keys. Generally speaking you look in all the usual places before calling your friends and family for help, right? I mean, of course there's the old "hiding in plain sight" thing, but for the most part people are pretty eager to avoid the embarrassment that comes with calling your sister in a panic and asking her to come over to help look, and then for her to find them hanging out of the doorknob.

Now, suppose you lose three children under 12 one of which is your son. It's a pretty scary thing to have happen, to be sure, but generally speaking you give the area a good look around before you call the cops, right?

Nope. That's not the way they do things in Camden.

Anibal Cruz, mother of one of the three boys who were recently found dead in the trunk of a car "just steps from where [they] were last seen playing," said:

That was the first place to look. You can look through the windows and check inside. That is simple. Maybe they should have looked in the trunk.

Hindsight, as they say, dear Anibal, is 20/20. But were they the police's kids? No, mom, they weren't. Was it the police's car? Nope, it was your mother's and it was sitting in your yard. And did the police know that your son had played in the car before? Nope, but you did, Anibal.

So on one hand we've got the police. They searched for three days with helicopters, dogs, and divers. On the other hand we've got Anibal Cruz who said herself that somebody should have looked in the trunk.

So if you're such a fucking detective, Anibal, why didn't you look in the trunk?

The lesson here is this: When searching for Mexicans, the first place to look is in a piece of shit car. Odds are you'll find the ones you're looking for and then some.

Analogcabin @ 2:09 PM
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