I don't have much for you today, as, frankly, I've given so much already.

There was another arrest in the case of that Alabama girl who went missing in Aruba. The suspect is the teenaged son of an Aruban judge. His name? Juron Van Der Sloot.

Now, I don't know about murder, but he's certainly guilty of having a ridiculous name. I mean, just try to think of a sillier name than Juron Van Der Sloot.

Pipkash Von Pebbly Webbly? Not as silly.

Stibbles O'Ballyhoo? Not as silly.

Bongplatts McSplishensplash? Not as silly.

Analogcabin @ 12:03 PM
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