I'm not one to make jokes about the racial stereotypes about penis size.

In case you don't know which stereotypes I'm talking about, they are the ones that say that Irish men, for example, have small penises, or that Jewish men have thick penises. Or that black men have huge donkey penises, Asian men have hairless baby penises, and Swedish men have penises which are corkscrewed like that of a pig.

I don't say these things not because I do not know, in my heart of hearts, that they are true, but because I believe we should focus on the things that are true about us all -- that we love, and we struggle, and we hope, and we dream, that we eat, and we breathe, and we stand in awe of nature, that we want to have anal more frequently than we do, and that we wonder what our coworkers' boobs look like.

Unfortunately, not all of us are as high-minded as I am. Take the Chinee for example. They recently rejoiced at the results of a Hong Kong study which found that, according to the article "Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises." The penis specifics were (rounded to the nearest tenth of an inch:

Italians: 3.5
Americans: 3.5
Chinese: 3.4
Germans: 3.4
Israelis: 3.2
Turks: 3.1
Filipinos: 2.9

Apparently, there were unable to find in instrument suitable to measure, say, Nigerians. That unfortunate oversight aside, the study has one major fucking flaw. Again, to quote the article:

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

Do you measure a person's height when they're sitting down? Of course you don't. And does the caliber of a gun mean anything when it's not loaded? You bet your tiny Filipino prick it doesn't.

Analogcabin @ 9:00 AM
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