I wasn't aware of the incident until today, but apparently a woman, Jennifer Bueno, was hit by a chair thrown by Texas Ranger reliever/great name-haver Frank Francisco. When it happened, there was some discussion that Francisco might have been moved to action by some hecklers, including Bueno's husband. Well, Mrs. Bueno has decided to file suit against Francisco, a couple of other Rangers, the Rangers organization, and the company providing security at the game.

Like I said, I really don't know anything about the incident. Generally speaking, I'm against hecklers. But I'm also against professional athletes throwing chairs into the stands, unless it's as part of a "Souvenir Chair Day" promotion. I don't really get why she's suing players other than Francisco, and I certainly don't think she should be suing the security company, unless they intimated that their agents will take a chair in the chest for the fans like the Secret Service are supposed to take a slug for the President.

But to be honest, I don't have some kind of absurd serio-comic take on the story that will leave you smiling and scratching your chin or genitals, as you do when you're deep in thought. I simply don't care about it that much.

All that said, I think this woman needs another chair to the face. The bottom line is that I just don't like the look of her.


Sometimes one chair in the face isn't enough.

Analogcabin @ 10:21 AM
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