"Hi. My name's Alex Rodriguez. My job is playing baseball for perennial pennant contenders the New York Yankees. I'll get paid about $25 million this year to do it. My wife, Cynthia, is attractive. She's also a high school teacher, which means she's in favor of education and isn't materialistic. We've been dating since high school. Overall, I'd say that things are going my way."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that I just saved a little boy's life in the hometown of our hated rivals, the Boston Red Sox."

We flawed and speckled mortals have one consolation: That, in the article, A Rod describes the incident as "a train wreck waiting to happen," which is obviously very stupid, as it was a large truck from which he saved the boy.

Analogcabin @ 1:46 PM
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