"Well, finally. It's about time somebody got smart and gave that harpy a good old whack to her stupid fucking headbone, then left her lying in the street like the one bit whore she is."

"Oh, please. She deserves whatever she gets and more. In fact, I wish a stray dog would have come along and taken a giant, smelly poop on her ugly face while she was unconscious."

"Yeah, right. I'll tell you what else is a disease: bad acting. Except in that case we all suffer the god damn symptoms. Go watch Toys or My Blue Heaven and I'll bet dollars to donuts you won't be singing your limp-dicked sympathy tune any longer, sister."

"Wait... 'Kennedy?' I thought you said Cusack."


Joans Cusack, left, and Kennedy, right, feature in a post wherein the joke's central conceit is that the speaker mishears the subject's name and proceeds to rail violently against an altogether innocuous character.

Analogcabin @ 1:35 PM
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