Mikalah Gordon, who was eliminated from American Idol last night, is 16.

Look at the picture. Look at it for as long as is necessary. Look at her lips and how they pout and part. I don't know whether it's right or wrong, but I can't see a 16-year-old in there, no matter how hard I try. In fact, I think there's an argument to be made that leering at her isn't even wrong. It's like when you water an artificial plant. You wouldn't do it if it wasn't trying so hard to look like a plant.

Of course, I'd never make that argument, because I'm a grown man and am above these base things.

Analogcabin @ 9:38 AM
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