Hey, Dicky, let's play a little game, shall we? In it, I'll give you a name and you guess what happened to that person yesterday. Ready? OK.

"Jimmy Ray Slaughter"

That's right! He was executed by the State of Oklahoma.

Alright, you got me. This isn't really a game. It's more like a valuable lesson to expecting parents. If your last name is, say, Cumming, don't name your daughter Bootie Luv. If your last name is Schiester, don't name your child Shylock or Jewya. And if your last name is Slaughter, don't name your boy Jimmy Ray. He'll get the chair whether he did it or not. Instead, try something like Softie Kant.

Analogcabin @ 10:10 AM
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