You know what time of year it is: winter time. And you know what that means: colder weather for those parts of the country prone to it and fewer hours of daylight. But there's something else, too: The Oscars. And nothing heats up a wintery wintertime than a hot batch of Hollywood shoved deep into your motherfucking belly, you godless whore!

And so I say to you, "The envelope please, sugar gams!" This year's nominees are out and negroes are in! Here are a few black facts from this year's list of nominees:

40% of the Best Actor nominees are black, and 20% of them have silly made up names!

40% of the Best Supporting actor nominees are black, and 20% of them have silly made up names!

20% of the Best Actress nominees are pretty much black, and 40% of them are definitely into blacksnake, if you know what I mean!

20% of the Best Supporting Actress nominees are black!

Over 33% of the Best Animated Feature nominees feature the animated equivalent of a blackface Sambo the uppity slave performance!

The person on which the main character of Best Cinematography nominee The Passion of the Christ was based was betrayed by Judas -- a black!


Oscar says, "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the fruit!"

Analogcabin @ 2:33 PM
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