When you love to get your drunk on like drunks love to get their drunk on, you've got to go the extra mile. For some, that means hiding the bottle of Jameson's in your bottom desk drawer so it's out of your manager's view. For others, it means brown-bagging your Kiwi Mad Dog so John Law can't throw you in the tank. And for the drunk on the go, it means slamming three glasses of original recipe Listerine so the breathalyzer can't sniff out your eye opener.

Analogcabin @ 4:34 PM
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