Of all the questions on the minds of Americans today, this is the one CNN.com articulates: Who will replace Phish?

I think we all know the answer, so say it aloud with me: Who the fuck cares?

Instead of considering the future of upper-middle white excuses for smoking a bowl and wearing comfy shoes, I offer you the below questions inspired by CNN's own provocative rumination:

Isn't it about time for a tell all biography of Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman?

How much does Oprah make again?

How in the world will Joe Public follow up their sophomore effort, 1994's Easy Come, Easy Go?

Can blog mastermind Nick Denton continue to top perfection?

What kind of a rollercoaster ride do the producers of Judging Amy have in store for us this season?

What can Kaballah do for me?

What's hot?

What's not?

When is Meryl Streep finally going to show us some trim?

Analogcabin @ 1:57 PM
Permalink |