Maybe I'm too deeply submerged in the Chinese "Work Hard, Mattress Hard" culture, but something about this doesn't add up.

If the average American sleeps 8.6 hours a day, works 3.7, watches TV 2.55, and spends 2.55 more engaged in "leisure activity" (say, for example, masturbation and blogging,) doesn't that mean the average American day is 27.5% shorter than we previously thought? That means we're all almost 30% older than we thought, which is depressing, until you consider how great we all look for our age. In fact, that means the average life span in America, once thought to be 75 is actually over 95. That's a ripe old age, my friends.

For these reasons, and that the pork is generally not served in the form of jelly, I can't wait to return.

Analogcabin @ 4:42 PM
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