I don't think I need to explain how why this is funny, but I will:

When the body of an executive of food puveyor Sara Lee is found frozen, it's funny because it's quite a coincidence. I mean, not only did he work for a large company that sells a number of frozen food items, but he was found dead in a freezer! You might say he lived by the freezer and died by the freezer.

But the story is also funny because the dead frozen guy's name was Cockman. Imagine the police call to the coroner's office:

You guys better get down here. We've got a rock hard, blue Cockman. If it gets much hotter, there'll be a big mess.

The story is sad, too, because, you know, he was killed.


Cockman, above, died how he lived -- cold and hard.

Analogcabin @ 11:28 AM
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