Our intrepid leader has left again for the warmer climes of the Left Coast and I, the American Mastodon, have come to give you that which you thirst: the funny, the money, the nickel-store honey. Bang a gong.

BAGHDAD, Iraq - They grunted, they flexed and they posed in their tight swimming trunks in downtown Baghdad Friday, all in honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former bodybuilder turned politician.

I often get the feeling that I have no idea what's going in Iraq, really. But never would I have imagined that a Schwarzenegger-based cult of personality was blooming in Baghdad. I guess I just thought they were all a bunch of girlie men over there!

(crickets)


Rising from the ashes of war, men with small dicks, access to anabolic steroids, and ample free time have restored order and civility, and something like shame, to the people of the embattled nation of Iraq.

Mathis @ 7:20 PM
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