Stupidity continued its rout of restraint yesterday when the recipient of Arkansas' Mother of the Year award gave birth to her fifteenth child.

Considering the decision to rear 15 children, I think that Michelle Duggar's husband is named Jim Bob is unsurprising. Also unsurprising is that each of the children's names begins with the letter J.

But you have to admit that coming up with 15 halfway decent names beginning with J isn't easy. In this respect, at least, I think the Duggars have done well. In my estimation, 10 of the names are perfectly acceptable -- Joshua, Jill, Joseph, Josiah, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, and Jackson. Another four names -- Jana, John-David, Jessa, and Joy-Anna -- are stretches, but in the ballpark. Taken together, that's 93%. Even the toughest teacher would call that an A-.

Unfortunately, naming children is a pass/fail course. One slip up and your child is doomed to a horrible life of ridicule, gender confusion, and misspelling that will likely result in a lonely adulthood filled with collecting comics or sucking cocks in alleys at discount.

In the Duggar family, that child is Jinger. He or she is 10 years old.


Roughly 7% of the children pictured above will be hookers.

Analogcabin @ 7:56 AM
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