In a turn of events less shocking than that Taylor Sumers wasn't her real name, Canadian porn star Natel King, who was last seen February 29 travelling to a "photoshoot" in Conshoshocken, Pennsylvania, was found dead in a ravine near the Schuykill River. Schuykill is the Huron word for "Ontarian kill."

When will would be porn stars learn that the only safe photoshoots are those conducted in an abadoned warehouse just outside of Tarzana?

Analogcabin @ 10:47 AM
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