The White House can't seem to find anyone that can confirm the President's military service during 1972. Naysayers might claim that any soldier active during that time would recall serving with the son of the US Ambassador to the UN, but you have to remember -- the 1970s were a tumultuous time. Pretty much everybody was stoned, especially Air National Guardsmen. Fortunately, the White House can confirm that Bush got his teeth cleaned while in Alabama.

The way I see, if there was a single threat more frightening than the creeping spread of communism as personified in the faces of the Viet Cong, it was gingivitis. So if Bush wasn't fighting Charlie, at least he was fighting plaque.

Analogcabin @ 11:47 AM
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