In Renee Zellweger's world, eating a bunch of shit and getting porky is called doing "...what you think is necessary to authenticate an experience creatively."

If you've ever read a resume, you know that even the most asinine can be made to sound remarkable. All you need to do is use the language like a penis pump.

Nonetheless, Renee's return to the face shape that melted Maguire from the skeletal wight that withered Jack White makes me want to do whatever's necessary to authenticate an oro-genital collaboration.


Renee Zellweger, above, ignores coronary concerns in favor of insuring Bridget Jones is as "authentic," or fat, as creatively necessary.

Analogcabin @ 1:16 PM
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