In an interview picked up by Reuters, infamous cocksman Jack Nicholson says that his wild days are over, and that he's finally ready to settle down. Unfortunately for Jack, only the most shallow and delusional women find the baggy and yellowing self-parody he's become attractive.

If there's a mystery greater than why we all have to pretend that Nicholson's even remotely attractive, it's what he meant by his response when asked if his life had passed quickly. He said, "It's been like smoke through a keyhole." I can only assume the aged star was confused and misplaced a euphemism for impotence.


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Analogcabin @ 7:56 AM
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