The FCC has announced an investigation into the circumstances surrounding the baring of Janet Jackson's breast, and the airing of the baring of the breast. According to agency head Michael Powell, Colin's son, the investigation will be "thorough and swift [as was my masturbation at the sight of her supple, cinnamon can.]"

I say thank god, and I know I'm not alone. I'm certain that most Americans feel assured knowing that, even on the day that the Bush administration turned over its shocking $2.4 trillion budget to Congress, agencies like the FCC are poised to leap into action on our behalf. I know Americans appreciate that, despite the budget's projected $521 billion deficit, the Secretary of State's pride and joy is willing to initiate what will certainly be a fabulously overpriced inquest to determine exactly who knew that one of a pop has-been's boobs would be seen from great distance on television sets nationwide for some two to three seconds. My fellow citizens and I can sleep well knowing that, though we might have blinked and missed tit, the government didn't.

Analogcabin @ 11:28 AM
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