CNN reports that thousands of students are participating in a "Day of Purity" demonstration today in which they'll wear white shirts to show their commitment to abstinence outside of marriage.

If the rest of the kids involved look like the two pictured below, their participation is kind of like me declaring tomorrow a "Day of Not Accepting a MacArthur Genius Grant."


Geeks, above, celebrate abstinence in the absence of girls that will fuck them.

Analogcabin @ 11:42 AM
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