Lois Curren, MTV Executive in Charge of Series Development, you've done it again. You magnificent, magnificent bastard.

Today CNN reports on the "news" that Ashton Kutcher has decided to pull out of his hit series Punk'd. The "news" must hit the Kutcher camp hard, as they're still reeling from the loss of the E in the show's title. The announcement comes hot on the heels of Kutcher's "pulling out" of Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown for "scheduling conflicts" with bad acting, as well as his pulling out of consideration for a lead role in one of Steven Soderburgh's next films.

At least we know there's no need for him to pull out of Demi Moore.[RIMSHOT]

When asked to respond to the news, Lois Curren unleashes the most absurd quote of the month:

...[It's] probably a happy day for Hollywood. Celebrities can rest a little easier knowing that the Punkings have ceased.

And how, Lois. And how.

Analogcabin @ 1:39 PM
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