I've said it before and I'll say it again: Racism is something I just won't cotton. If you're like me -- courageous, loving, and accepting of the racial and homo potpourri that is America in the Aught Four -- I suggest you brace yourself for a little righteous fury.

The following is the headline of one of today's "Top Stories" on CNN.com -- Tooth Study Leaves Few in Appalachia Smiling. The article basically goes on to say that the Appalachian white trash segment of our society is the most toothless. We get it, CNN. Hillbillies don't have teeth. Real funny.

What headlines should we expect next week, CNN?

Jews Cheap, Spending Study Reveals.

Blacks Lead Nation in Watermelon, Fried Chicken Consumption.

Research Reveals Asians Incomprehesible, Not Trustworthy.

Hispanics First in Front Seat Population Density of Crappy Pick Up Trucks Filled With Scrap Metal.

I simply won't stand for it. If my battle means I have to create "satirical" racist newspaper headlines for months, even years on end, then I will.

Analogcabin @ 12:52 PM
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