I don't want to wax too political here because, frankly, there are loads of better equipped people doing it already. That's a stunning breach in my fortress of hubris, I know, but I'm all about modesty this week.

Modesty, and rocking your motherfucking world.

I find Dennis Kucinich charming in a Warren Cheswick kind of way. In debates and interviews, he seems earnest, remarkably dorky, and constantly trying to find ways to divert attention from the cool guy candidates like John Kerry on to himself. I think it's easier for me to find him charming because I know there's no chance that he'll win.

But poor Dennis is incredibly ugly, isn't he? I mean, there's that limp and vaguely greasy hair. There's his almost blue lips that curl creepily over off-color teeth. There's the way his eyes bug out sometimes, like the well-meaning shellfish character from some Disney cartoon. And there's his papery skin. I don't think there's any doubt that he's an ugly, creepy-looking man.

Not surprisingly, he's also single, and CNN ran an article on it. If there's one thing creepier than the picture they choose to run with the article, it's the caption they coupled with it.


Kucinich says he fantasizes about his first lady.

Analogcabin @ 2:32 PM
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