In a shocking turn of events, pop sensation Madonna, best known for her hit song "La Isla Bonita," has weighed in on the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez wedding.

Affleck is best known for his acting work in romantic comedies such as Forces of Nature and Bounce, though he's made forays into television, most notably as Executive Producer of the breakthrough puzzler Push, Nevada.

You may remember Lopez as a member of the "Spanish Flies" Latina dance troupe featured on the Brothers Wayans sketch comedy show In Living Color. She quickly made the hip hop into acting, however, when she starred in the series Hotel Malibu. Oddly enough, she didn't appear in her first big screen triumph, Woody Allen's Antz, at all -- she lent only her voice and patented brand of Dominican sass to the animated character Azteca.

Madonna, born in 1958, that decade of TV dinners, drinking rye whiskey, pummelling your wife then swapping her with your neighbor, is now an astonishing 45 years old. Audiences may remember her once lithe body on glorious display in the Abel Ferrera tale of Catholic guilt and cunnilingus, A Dangerous Game, but that body is now little more than a memory. In it's place is an over yogaed tangle of cords and knuckles. It's Sting with implants. You may remember pop star Sting from his triumphant turn in Brimstone and Treacle.

The ever-pithy grandmarm of pop with predictable insight and wisdom said, "Well, to a certain extent, they courted the media attention."

Analogcabin @ 2:52 PM
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