I'm not all that bright.

It's a shocking revelation, I know, especially to my more dedicated readers -- those souls that can't manage to see beyond my shockingly beautiful writing, compelling opinions, and almost freakishly oversized genitalia. But it's true. I'm just not all that bright.

And yet there are some things even a dullard like me knows without having to read an article. Take this, for example. I didn't need to read an interview with an armless pre-teen Iraqi orphan to know that he's pissed, and I could have guessed he's especially pissed at the guy who dropped the bomb on his house.

So for him, and for whomever decided this article was news, I'm going to go crank up The Gap Band's 1982 chart-topper, "You Dropped a Bomb on Me."

Analogcabin @ 8:16 AM
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