If the utter inaccessability of my website and the below email received this morning from my hosting company are to be believed, some cabal of ne'er do well hackers is laying siege to my ivory fortress of genius. Try as they might to rend beauty from this world, they will not. I am a beacon of hope for the hopeless, a redolence of delicious ethnic food to the hungry, a covertly taken erotic image of Dallas star Charlene Tilton for the shamefully horny.



Of course, I blame the guy I called a blowjob yesterday for all these problems. He should expect to be caught in a flurry of whizzing nonchuku when he least expects it.

This email is sent to keep you aware of the current status of your web site. There is nothing that needs to be done by you.

At this time there is an ongoing Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack that is being conducted against the server where your account is located.

The purpose of these attacks is to disrupt normal data flow in and out of servers and they are usually conducted for "fun" by unscrupulous individuals on the Internet.

These attacks are notoriously difficult to stop or control because they come from hundreds of locations and there are literally hundreds of modifications needed to be done to your server's security configuration to keep this under control.

We are working hard to minimize effects of this current attack, but you will see slowdowns in your web site speed until this attack is over.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you
Neureal Support Team

Analogcabin @ 7:31 AM
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