I received the below email just moments ago.

TO: mynevertoberevealedrealname@thespoonbender.com
FROM: matt@pedaphile.com
SUBJECT: soccer

So, the indoor soccer team I'm on is quite large, so we're splitting into 2 teams. Now, the one team is actually a bit thin on subs, and for those of us not prone to the sustained physical activity, subs are a good thing. Anybody interested?

The league is on Monday nights, games start anywhere between 7 and 10pm. The court is right off of North and Sheffield. It's co-ed, so if you know some gals who might want to play, pass this on. Cost is $650 a team, so how much you pay depends on how many folks we get.

Lemme know.

Matt

This is an invitation that deserves careful consideration.

On one hand, there's the prospect of becoming locked in competition with a horde of sweaty Sigma Chis, already angry from a very difficult afternoon at the Mercantile Exchange, and thereby reminding myself of why I hated high school.

On the other hand, it is co-ed, so there's a chance the aforementioned Sigma Chis will be joined by their buxom and sassy Kappa Kappa Gamma girlfriends and that, through some fantastic and bizarre happenstance, one of their uniforms will become entangled on, say, another young lady's... oh, I don't know... bra strap, and that both uniforms will be ripped from their sweat glistening bodies at the exact moment my amazing Pele -style bicycle kick flies past the lunkish netminder and a delicious glass of the Guinness beer falls into my mouth.

Even though I'd like to consider myself an optimist, I think the first scenario is probably a little more likely. Plus, it'd cost money.

Analogcabin @ 11:54 AM
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