Normally upon announcing a short absence from The Spoonbender I'd encourage you, the filthy and nameless masses of internet, to be strong. I'd demand that you weather the storm with what little will and preserve you were given. I'd promise that, in turn for simply holding on, I'd return with more of the heart-wrenching artistry you've come to expect from this, the greatest and most unique website ever.

This time, though, I see no need for such histrionics. That is because, while I'm gone for the next three days, you'll be treated to the stunning genius of J.D. Meyer. Not only is he the greatest humorist of our time, bar none, but he is also one of the most talented emcees to ever grab the mic and bust a rhyme, and one of the most skillful lovers to ever grace another's flesh with his ninja's tingling touch.

Enjoy him, but not too much, for I will return Friday.

Analogcabin @ 3:03 PM
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