In what can only be described as the most diabolical twist on the 30 minutes or less promise yet conceived, a pizza man was turned to pepperoni Thursday when a bomb attached to his neck by a maniacal mastermind living in the hills outside Erie, Pennsylvania detonated. The latest reports suggest that the pizza man was somehow kidnapped en route to a delivery, affixed with the bomb, and instructed to rob a bank. The bomb's timer was set, and the pizza man was sent off to make what would be his final run.

While the plan ultimately failed, I think we can all agree that the choice of victim, a pizza delivery man, was pure genius on a number of levels.

Though the FBI and local police remain tight-lipped about suspects while they continue to gather evidence, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that Dennis Hopper is behind the plot.

Analogcabin @ 9:44 AM
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